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Words
AUG 2025: THE PERFECTLY WONDERFUL WONDERFOOT
$.99 Kindle on Amazon |
It was time for an update for this short story.
I updated the tech in this old story to make it more future-forward. I also took the opportunity to explore some ideas with more depth. In a near-future world of seamless upgrades and persuasive screens, Redem just wants one thing: to be rid of his feet. He hates them. He hides them. He just wants the nightmares to stop. So when the Perfectly Wonderful Wonderfoot prosthetics on his 3DTV with real shadows, Redem finds himself an eager customer. But is this choice really his? Keywords: nightmare fiction, body horror, weird fiction, dystopian future, dark humor fiction, body augmentation, body modification |
AuG 1991: The perfectly Wonderful Wonderfoot
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Back in August 1991, well before the internet swallowed every bit of paper, I wrote “The Perfectly Wonderful Wonderfoot,” a futuristic horror story about a man who despises his feet so much that he orders the sleek Perfect Wonderful Wonderfoot after seeing a commercial for the ultimate prosthetic that will replace his feet up to his shins. This gruesome tale still makes me chuckle even now. It appeared in Fusion Creative Media Magazine, based in Edison, NJ, with cover art titled “Masks” by Allen Bush. Unfortunately, I no longer have details on the internal illustration that accompanied my story. Although Fusion Creative Media Magazine is long gone, seeing my work in print was a fun early achievement. futuristic horror, body horror, prosthetic horror, foot obsession, dark humor story, surreal horror, 90s horror fiction, Fusion Creative Media Magazine, amputation horror, black comedy horror, uncanny prosthetics, horror nostalgia, gruesome humor, speculative fiction, cult magazine horror |
ART
CRACKS! FINDING ART UNDERFOOT
ART BOOK, 2ND EDITION
8.5" x 8.5" PREMIUM PaPERBACK
Full cover of 2nd Edition CRACKS! Finding Art Underfoot
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What do you see in the cracks?
CRACKS! FINDING ART UNDERFOOT (2nd Edition, 260 pages) Sidewalk fractures become portals to the imagination in this expanded volume, inviting readers into the playful and haunting world of pareidolia, our instinct to find familiar shapes in randomness. With every black-and-white photograph, your brain jumps to label what it sees: a hero, a monster, a ghost, a face. These aren’t just cracks; they are puzzles of perception, shadows that reflect what fascinates or unnerves us. The new colorized images in this edition run side by side with the originals, showing how much (or how little) your imagination can uncover in those fissures. Organized into Heroes & Monster Us, Spirited, and Whimsical chapters, the book is a collection of street-level phantoms and sidewalk daydreams. It combines contemporary art with visual psychology and serves as a conversation starter all in one. A perfect coffee-table gift for artists, dreamers, and anyone who has ever stared into the pavement and see more. pareidolia, sidewalk art, street photography, visual perception, pattern recognition, found art, abstract shapes, concrete cracks, urban art, contemporary art, pavement photography, hidden images, psychological art, imaginative photography, mystery in cracks |
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WORDS
claimed baggage Short horror stories:
4 twisted tales
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4 Twisted Tales of Horror, Body Horror, Revenge, and Baggage of All Kinds we lug around.
“The Baggage Carousel Thief” steals a possessed suitcase from the airport and is taken on a mind-bending, gender-bending, time-bending journey to finish a vengeful spirit’s slaughter as a door to door sales girl. In “Antwon Webb and the Grave Suitcase, ” a homeless vet finds a dumped suitcase in the trash that forces him on a journey to avenge a young girl, who is more than she seems. “The Gift Bag” is about a middle-aged woman, with a mortgage, debt, and kids, who steals strange suitcase when she discovers her wealthy best friend uses it to turn a cheap necklace into priceless jewelry. A couple in "Future Baggage," teleport to their new home base on an airless planet and a seemingly broken teleporter delivers an endless stream of baggage that will crush them. horror short stories, body horror fiction, supernatural revenge, haunted suitcase tale, psychological horror, futuristic horror, dark sci‑fi horror, twisted horror anthology, gothic suspense, eerie flash fiction |
 Robin Grossman at Muhlenberg Art Show
Robin Grossman is a lifelong fan of grim art, horror fiction, & classic horror films, Robin weaves visual storytelling w/ literary chills to create experiences that linger long after the lights go out. Creates prettygrim tees too. [email protected] AMAZON BOOKS + CRACKS! FINDING ART UNDERFOOT + CLAIMED BAGGAGE Horror Short Stories (4 Twisted Tales) Twisted T‑shirts, horror‑tinged art, and books invite you to look closer, spotting phantom faces in sidewalk cracks or peering into the shadowy corners of human nature. |
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